Death of a Killer

Friday was a sad day for those who know freshman photojournalism student, Danielle Bartley. On this day, Bartley awoke to find her betta fish floating in the murky waters of his spherical home. The irony in this story: his name was KILLER.

Funeral services for Killer were held Friday afternoon at 3:30 pm on the dirt mound of Nashville Road. The funeral was directed by Bartley, herself, who said a few heart-felt words in memory of her beloved fish. Killer's grave was also prepared by Bartley. It consisted of a box colored with pastels. Killer rests in the thick grasses of the mound to this day. He will be greatly missed.